That’s when he decided to tell the old, old story in a new way. In 2017, he began writing concise, humor-filled adaptations of Bible stories ... everyone is war-torn and weary.

Often (old) books are torn apart, the images torn out ... with 783,000 words on its pages, the Vinegar Bible could be worth upwards of $10,000. It’s not for sale, but here’s an idea ...

A centuries-old Bible stolen decades ago from the Carnegie ... Damaged items included images, maps and plates torn or cut from books, atlases and folios, “oftentimes rendering the remaining ...