When I clear the table, I find the pouches on his dinner plate as well as his dessert plate. I have even found one of these foul things on a linen cocktail ... something the size of a mint tin ...

Good thing I found a pair of wide-leg linen pants that are breezy, wildly comfortable, and available in sizes XS to 4X and short, regular, and tall lengths. Outside of the necessity of my size ...