Bernie talks the new series of Canal Boat Diaries with Robbie Cumming. Residence: Long Buckby. Marital status: Desperate. Favourite music: The Smiths, Bee Gees, Bill Withers, Chris Isaak, Dusty ...

Keith Smith may not be regarded as a Crystal Palace great but he does hold two unique club records. Smith is the fastest scorer in Palace's history with a goal after just six seconds to help his side ...