Right now, the shoe du jour is a lace-up ballet flat. Yes, they were done perfectly for the Michael Kors spring runway, but many shoe brands have followed suit, too, and decided that just a normal ...

The somewhat recent resurgence of the Puma Clyde (thank you, based Eddie) somehow has NOT ushered in a resurgence of sneakers with fat laces. I think we all know what UNDFTD has to make next.