"We can all agree that our intestines eliminate the toxins and the [poop emoji] our body does not need ... to your skin in using feces as a face mask," she said. "In reality, this could pose ...

WATCH: Rory Cellan-Jones explains why the 'sad poo' emoji has kicked up a stink Plans to introduce a "frowning pile of poo" emoji have been flushed from the latest proposals by the group in charge ...

If so, we've covered that too. Or perhaps, like us, you are wondering: Why is the inside of the poop emoji's mouth so white? Wouldn't an ostensibly healthy anthropomorphized poo be brown throughout?

Starship captain, Shakespearean thespian, and real-life knight Sir Patrick Stewart lends his gravitas to The Emoji Movie—out today—as the voice of Poop, a debonair dump. We traced the poomoji ...