Beauty is highly subjective, but calling the Nissan S-Cargo "the ugliest car ever made" is only proof of one's simple taste. Back in 1987, we lived in a world where almost anything was possible.

I’m not sure you can find a cargo van with more character than the Nissan S-Cargo. Its name alone is one of the all-time greats, being a play on the French word for snail—”escargot ...

Some say Nissan made such a good pun, they created a car to go with it. The Nissan S-Cargo wasn’t a kei car, but a small, Japan-exclusive retro van, manufactured between 1989 and 1991.

There has been an odd-looking vehicle parked in front of The Orphanage lately. The 1989 Nissan S-Cargo looks like a cross between a snail and a frog and is the latest addition to the Orphanage ...

and the Nissan S-Cargo, which was a tall microvan styled to look like a snail. (Yes, really). The fourth car was the Nissan Figaro, which, as its name suggests, staked a claim to vaguely Italian ...