This is the shirt Microsoft was handing out to attendees ... squeeze their massive girth into its slim width. Our remedial Japanese translates the text as "Save Cortana." But if she's software ...

Microsoft has ... on the Xbox 360 and Halo 3 specifically. There are five items for sale in the new collection, but one shines brighter than the rest: the Halo 3 t-shirt. It's a t-shirt with ...