Hermione Granger can be pretty sarcastic and witty ... Hermione forgetting that she literally owns a wand is hilarious and should have been in the movies. 'No,' she said, her voice quivering ...

I know the wand is supposed to choose the wizard, but since that wasn't in the cards, I chose Hermione Granger's wand. She's Harry's brainy friend played by Emma Watson in the films. My brother ...

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