Bill: How am I supposed to compete with that? Now I feel the need to make up a moving and funny librarian story. My, um, mother was a librarian and she, uh, baptized me with books? No, that's dumb.

For those hoping to do away with the unfair frumpy librarian stereotype, this clip will be highly offensive. For those who don't care, it's pretty darn funny.

"The Librarians" is a television show that's no ... Holmes" off a bookshelf and summoned Moriarty to help him. It's a funny show that tugs at the heartstrings with endearing characters.