Shrek makes a compensation joke about Lord Farquaad. When Shrek sees Lord Farquaad's ginormous castle, he asks Donkey if he thinks "maybe he's compensating for something." It's safe to say most ...

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $998.00." This joke ...