Jerry Jones, who is 1,000 years old and built his giant football stadium with an oversize scoreboard that hangs too low and aligned said stadium incorrectly so the afternoon sun blinds the players as they play and also refuses to hang blackout curtains that might mitigate this issue? He’s 82 years old, but yes.

Our episode starts as national guardsman Colonel Ivey rings up Tommy in a tizzy because, oh, you know, his men might’ve accidentally killed a guy while they played war games out in the lesser-used area of M-Tex’s land.